Edible Advances of the Day: Introducing the Sriracha lollipop, invented by fanatics of the ridiculously spicy Thai hot sauce who reason: “You may hurt our mouths, but we cannot quit you.” A dozen sets you back $24, or stock up with a case of 36 for $58.
In other consumer news, Anheuser-Busch has launched the Bud Lite Lime-A-Rita just in time for Cinco de Mayo. It’s an 8 percent ABV malt beverage inspired by drinkers’ existing habits of mixing Bud Light Lime into margaritas, available in 8-ounce and 24-ounce cans or 12-ounce bottles.
And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch.
And Tiffany had thought, Where’s the evidence?
The stories never said why she was wicked. It was enough to be an old woman, enough to be all alone, enough to look strange because you had no teeth. It was enough to be called a witch.
Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!


